I get some very strange email. I’m not talking about the porn I seem to get either. I love how people assume I am a man. Anyway the email I am talking about are the ones where I can find a job working at a zoo as a mime or the one where they wanted me to order 50th birthday invitations for my upcoming birthday party. I’m only 25!

The ones I like the most are the ones that claim I can be a multi millionaire tomorrow. Those are great. I mean come on that will never happen, unless I win the lottery. Unfortunately the only lottery I can ever win is the UK lottery and I don’t ever remember buying a ticket for it. I’ve never been to the UK so I’m sure I haven’t. Oh well there goes another million.

I’ve also decided that my spam folder is useless. It takes all of the emails I want and hides them from me but lets through the porn, the scams and the ever enchanting personal ad emails for me to meet a local Donkey. I do report these emails, but it just doesn’t work.

Well back to deleting these things. Oh look, I can make money from home stealing from people!

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