7 More Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”
– William Jennings Bryan
“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.”
– Anonymous
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
– Kevin James
No One Diets on Thanksgiving, What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
–Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
– Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
– P.J. O’Rourke
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
– Jon Stewart
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